traccident 

A motor accident involving a tractor.

Farmer John: Hello, operator. I've just run over my dog with my tractor.
Operator: Oh dear. You've had a traccident.

traccident by billybean August 5, 2007

Twatcident 

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

Twatcident by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

Twaccident 

A road accident caused by the driver being momentarily distracted by an attractive lady.

Dave - "I got in a twaccident today john"
John - "bad luck mate, was she worth it"
Dave - "too right, I would have fucked her tits clean off"

Twaccident by dogegg March 5, 2009

raccident 

Accidental racking of someone (male).
Unintentional collision between an object and a man's testicles.

Even though Steve knew that Jill only raccidentally hit him with the tennis ball, he wouldn't talk to her for the rest of the day.

"Did you see Paul at the party? He tried to jump a fence and had a raccident! It was hilarious!"

raccident by RobertOldhead December 21, 2008

Traxident 

An accident which involves or is caused by Trax. Specifically in Salt Lake City.

Holy shit, that girl just drove in front of the trax, she's totally going to get into a Traxident. Stupid whore.

Traxident by The main dono December 7, 2010

craccident

situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.

I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.

craccident by vegasmp October 9, 2008

trackcident 

When someone buys a song on iTunes or any other music service too quickly to realize that they bought the wrong song (i.e. a cover band, the song was played in a band entirely made of instruments, or the song has the same name)

Guy1: Oh crap! I tried to download "In the End" by Linkin Park, but instead I got the song by the Foo Fighters

Guy2: That's a really bad trackcident man.

trackcident by l10nh34r7 July 5, 2008