Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome.
Tool: Yea I know. All the cool kids are doing it. Also bitches can't resist the popped collar. I'm getting laid tonight. *high five*
Me: I was being sarcastic. No one is gonna want to have sex with you. You look very silly. I was totally tooling you.

tooling by shmaters gee April 12, 2009

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toodling

Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander

The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.

toodling by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013

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Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

Tooling by JHoffman November 16, 2010

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Tooling out

A person that is drunk and that is incapable of handling his or her's own alcohol consumption. This may manifest itself in belligerency, throwing up, or ruining a party for others. And other wise, being a fuck up.

Wilson Makaio is "tooling out" in the bathroom. She is throwing everywhere. She couldn't handle her own alcohol consumption.

Tooling out by AAAA March 18, 2012

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