toddlag 

lame or bad in general

dude, that guys hat is totally toddlag, i want to kick it ssooo bad

toddlag by sarah poulgrain June 12, 2008

Toddladult

When you got that point of inebriation and you are more of an toddler than adult.

You should have seen Buckon last night at the show, he was in pure toddladult mode. I knew those last shots of Jameson was a bad idea

Toddladult by DcDavis October 5, 2016

TODDLEGINA 

An adult vagina that, due to being clean shaven, looks as if it should belong on a toddler.

"Did you see that picture of Brittany Spears' toddlegina?"

TODDLEGINA by The Maynard January 4, 2008

Toddlah 

Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.

Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!

Toddlah by spazz13 November 10, 2004