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Toddladult

When you got that point of inebriation and you are more of an toddler than adult.
You should have seen Buckon last night at the show, he was in pure toddladult mode. I knew those last shots of Jameson was a bad idea
Toddladult by DcDavis October 5, 2016
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TODDLEGINA 

An adult vagina that, due to being clean shaven, looks as if it should belong on a toddler.
"Did you see that picture of Brittany Spears' toddlegina?"
TODDLEGINA by The Maynard January 4, 2008
Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.
Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!
Toddlah by spazz13 November 10, 2004
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026