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16. cock fries
when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
by Spazz13 Nov 24, 2004 share this
15. Ron Jeremy
Suck my Dick!
-Ron Jeremy
Suck my dick!
-Ron Jeremy
by spazz13 Nov 23, 2004 share this
14. Ford
A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.

Fix
or
repair
daily

Found
on
road
dead

Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge

Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
by spazz13 Nov 12, 2004 share this
13. The Gay Police Force
The Protectors of the woodz and defenders of da law.All bois will be raped when tresspassing on private property.
Chief Fuzzy Roughnutz,Captain Stabbin,
Sheriff Bugsby,Deputy Rick Ryans,Deputy Halfoff Daly,Deputy Chuckie Woody.All Famous Porn celebrities. All Gay cept for the Captain of course!
by spazz13 Nov 10, 2004 share this
12. Toddlah
Deputy Ryans favorite blonde headed boi. when he and his Friend Jerred go campin in the woodz,Deputy Ryans finds dem and forces dem to suck da caulk.
Toddlah:I am an innocent boi! I hope a gay cop doesn't cum and rape me!
Ryans:Never fear! Deputy Ryans is here ......SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!
by spazz13 Nov 10, 2004 share this
11. Deputy Daly
Deputy Ryans partna. He films Deputy Ryans takin hardcore advantage of Toddlah and Jerred when they tresspass in Ryans woodz
Deputy Daly films all da action!
by spazz13 Nov 5, 2004 share this
10. Men in Masks
Deputy Ryans and Deputy Daly wear ski masks when takin hardcore advantage of dem damn bois!
Jerred:Lookie Toddler! What it be?
Toddlah:Some guy in a skimask! Is he watching us?
Jerred: 's Get outta here!
Ryans:Not so fast bois! SSSSSSuck on dis caulk bois!
by spazz13 Nov 5, 2004 share this
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