way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

way to fuck up my a by coronakid July 28, 2009

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

I'm going to fuck you up 

something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone

Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up

The stupid brad: oh shit

I'm going to fuck you up by fuckedintheasshole123 October 13, 2020

To fuck you up like a cat

Slovenian metaphor for get ass whooped.

i'm going to fuck you up like a cat.

To fuck you up like a cat by SIvkoz May 18, 2018

tell your eye to wake the fuck up 

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

tell your eye to wake the fuck up by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions 

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions by felixh November 30, 2016

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God 

A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.

Me:I think I’m going home now.

Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God by BethAnneBodyworks March 29, 2021