Rob: Hey sweetie I am going to hang out with the guys tonight.
Rob's Wife: What? Heck no! Your staying home and watching lifetime with me. Then your going to sleep on the couch.
Rob: Yes maam
Bob: No. What happened?
Joe: The Denver Broncos got whooped 59-14 by the Oakland Raiders.
Bob: Awe, shucks! How humiliating. The Raiders ain't even that good.