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I met someone who looks a lot like you,
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
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1. a bitch in real life
2. similar to an entire redwood tree up your ass.
3. scientific bullshit used to screw the working class over.
1. damn, i had to work overtime at three, the only time that hot swedish chick wanted to fuck.
2. i lost all that time in prison.
3. time is calculated by blah x blah - blah / blah x blah2 - blah x blah - sq rt of BLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!
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An existance of space and creativity- of what we live. Past, current, future. Realms of time run deep within our world and their current standards, ideals, and destructive forces.
Time waits for no man.
by Nicohlas August 21, 2003
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To describe a person who has gained vast knowledge of people, places & things through many life experiences. Usually an older, wise person who is willing to share his stories with you.
Bob: Hey John, I'm having a problem fixing my 'stang. Any advice? You said one time you had one like mine?
John: Best way to fix it yourself get a Chilton's for its year. If you need a hand, let me know. Yes, had an '87 in midnight black.
Bob: Thanks Time!
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if you haven't done something for a long time
by laura W November 12, 2003
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Something every lazy person/couch potato has.
Couch Potato: "Okay, honey, I'll do it later! You act like I don't have enough time and shit!"

Lazy Person's Mother: "Lazy Person, clean up your room!"
Lazy Person: "I'll do it later when I have time".
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used after a word describing an activity or place to indicate a commonly occurring event.
Lewis: Hey man, lets go to the sauna after we finish working out!
Allen: Ok, I'm up for some sauna times!
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