|1.||suck my cock , ill murder your family!|
Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.
this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.
you:O im terribly sorry.
bitch: yes well its quite alright
you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
|2.||Kill your Family Show|
A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.
Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!
Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!
Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?
|3.||TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED|
10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
person1: i think my family is stressed
person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person1: got it from this list called top 10 signs your family is stressed
A family who is not related to you by blood but pretend to be your family and really cares about you.
'Why does my brother only hangs out with his friend's family not mine?' said Joe.
'Because he has got his own pseudo family, dude!' said Garry.
|5.||Smell Your Nan|
Well the term is used to define the movement of smelling your mothers mums genitalia.
Often used in a term of great anger or if you seriously hate the victim of the harsh verbal attack.
It can also be accompanied by the hand signal of the smallest finger on your hand.
"Piss off you Wanker"... "Oi, Eric 'Go Smell Your Nan'" Uses little finger...
a stupid and funny word which means "family"
or "a family gathering"
or "the nipples of you and your family members."
"im with my family nipples right now, can i call you back later?"
|7.||Family Guy Echo Syndrome|
Is the terminal disease of the brain in which the sufferer cannot spend a whole day without repeating word for word jokes from the previous nights Family Guy episode. This disease results in the deterioration of the brain, where the victim becomes a zombie to plagerized jokes.
Mark: "So then Stewie was all like 'What the duece!', haha."
Adam: "Mate, you might want to get your Family Guy Echo Syndrome checked out?"