4 definitions by Joke Meanings

Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present

Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

Four

A number that has the same amount of letters as its meaning. If you turn a four on its side, it'll look like an f, which i do not give. Four also goes well with X.

Person 1: Whats 11 - 7?
Gay Student: 34637e72e
Me, an intellectual: Four

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

Monika

When you delete something or someone

Me: *deletes a game*
My friend: >:0 you little monika

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

X

1. A multiplication sign
2. A variable
3. Slang for the X-Axis on a coordinate plane
4. The co-host of Battle For B.F.D.I
5. Slang for kisses
Can also be pronounced as " eGgS "

Person 1, texting: xoxo, ill miss u!!
Person 2 texting: bro wth

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019