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an imagined reference created by man. can be extended by blocking ones senses. and yes this is true for time is only your own perception and therefore is altered
I was having an orgasm and time ceased to exist
by norbert April 13, 2003
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An abstract concept used to describe the linear passaage of events obsesrvable in three dimensions. The "classical" three dimensions (length, width, height) are spatial, whereas time is temporal. Time cannot be directly observed, only quantified in terms of seconds, minutes, hours, etc. Time itself is impossible to accurately illustrate in our 3-D world, but is most often represented as a line, moving in one direction at a constant rate.
Time travels constantly in one direction, and is widely believed to be irreversible.
by The Jack of Spades March 01, 2008
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Time is the one thing that can keep someone from happiness or sorrow. Time makes the world go forward while being able to put a pause on someone's personal progression at the same time. Time can be both bad and good while showing know true purpose other than moving forward. Time, the only thing that can ruin a life.
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Almost non-existant form of life meant for wasting.
It's my time on the computer!
by Malady December 18, 2002
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Something that never seems to be enough of. If you don't know what I mean, try working!
"The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say"
by Anonymous August 02, 2003
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Short for Times New Roman, an overused computer font. It is also widely used in books.

Teachers usually think that there are only three fonts: Comic, Times and Arial. It's a pain in the ass for Linux users since Times New Roman is a proprietary font.
Teacher: For tomorrow, write an essay on German philosophers. Type it on the computer in Times 12.

Linux user: Damn!
by Delta009 September 23, 2008
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a number that illistrates the amount something has been done or taken place.
How many times do u masterbates in a given week?
by Tim Bob The Arabian Sailor October 12, 2003
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