People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013
a measurement of life created by human beings to keep a standard in thier lives. time is only a measurement and does not exist for life is the force which you feel pass you by. some days feel longer or shorter than others because you are feeling life which fluctuates around the constant which is time...
the day feels shorter than usuall because life fluctuated and time stayed constant.
by laurence saputra May 03, 2004
The fourth dimension, according to Tralfamadorian theoretics.
Time is limitless and omnipotent.
by i swear to drunk i'm not god February 20, 2005
The years we are living in.
A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.
by Tom October 15, 2003
Almost non-existant form of life meant for wasting.
It's my time on the computer!
by Malady December 18, 2002
An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.
by nethcev! August 17, 2006
A force cearted by the ever-altering perception of all living things. Time causes all things in the universe to move from a state of order to one of chaos:

eg. A glass smashes on the floor. And ordley arrangemet of molocues has been desroyed and cannot be put back together to resemble exactly tha way it was.

Time must always move from the preasent to the future, the above example confirms this.

It is not currenly possible to manipulate time, for eaxample to make it go slower or faster. However, the rate a which time passes for an object/orgamisim can change depending on how close to light speed they are going.

It is theroised that time comes to campleate stop inside black holes becuse of the emmense gravity and other factors.
The flow of time can be measuerd unsing insutaments designed by humans.
by Gamer boi February 18, 2005

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