thunder jar

A jar or other contained kept near the bed for to pee in, when the pee-er for whatever reason--usually laziness--does not want to go to the toilet (this does not include those unable to go to the toilet due to disability, injury, age, etc.)

Craig keeps an old water bottle under his bed as a thunder jar.

thunder jar by Scott Norman August 26, 2005

Thunderfart 

A Thunderfart is a fart that, when farted it sounds like thunder.

"Is there is storm coming?"
"No. Why?"
"I thought I heard thunder."
"Oh... That was me. I farted a Thunderfart."

Thunderfart by Azeroth98 July 31, 2013

Thundertard 

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.

He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!

Thundertard by Thugbug April 21, 2014

thunderfart 

Expulsion of a large, loud and foul smelling bolus of gas explosively from the anus. Most often, but not always, accompanied by some liquid substance. Has similarities to projectile vomitting in that there is a large volume expelled in a very short time.

The poor child was writhing in agony, and was saved by the inevitable thunderfart.

thunderfart by Doug Pearson June 29, 2006

thunderjack 

To steal or hijack one's thunder

Mary thunderjacked Susan's bridal shower by announcing her own engagement during lunch.

thunderjack by Boogie78 November 7, 2011

Thunderjaw 

A stupid robot trex

Bob:I killed a thunderjaw in for the first time
Jack:cool

Thunderjaw by Poopcoom October 3, 2022

Thunderjawnt 

An oversized thunderstorm including torrential downpour, hail, and in rare cases tiny tornados

“Yo lor fizzle you get caught up in the mad thunderjawnt last night?”
“
“Hell naw cuz I was at my crib sparkin the blizzerp”

Thunderjawnt by Lor fizzle May 26, 2021