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Threadschmidting 

When you offer to purchase something from someone for far less than it is actually worth (usually in a very underhanded or deceitful way).
Alex offered me $200 for my $1000 bottle of bourbon, but I was wise to his threadschmidting ways.

Alex: “How about I buy that bottle off you for $250”.
Joe: “Man, you know it’s worth $1,000”
Alex: “But the wax is scratched”
Joe: “Quit threadschmidting with your scrawny ass.”

threadicide 

Everybody is having a fooking blast, innit, and den you comes along and said somfing rilly stupid WTF moron your a fooking retard now nobody wanna to talk to you and their on anothe thread now but your NOT INVITED, innit?
Fanfookin-tastic, Greg commited a threadicide again. WTF?!
threadicide by BfookinC February 4, 2010

threadlocked  

a message board moderator who locks a thread on a specfic topic
there was this awesome topic on this message board but it looks like a moderator threadlocked it.
threadlocked by lupinechaos August 17, 2008

threadlocks 

a misunderstanding of light humor in facebook
yeah i knew it may be a risk...but i have discovered that light-hearted senses of humor abound on facebook...
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 person
Katherine Arfstrom ‎:P touche! and so dies another promising thread- ha get it threadlocks- a misunderstanding of light humor- where is that urban dictionary!

Threadicule

A tiny peace of thread may or may not be hard to see by the human eye
It's hanging on by a threadicule
Threadicule by Killtrxst December 11, 2025
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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