Thompsoned 

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

Thompsoned by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020

Gabriel Thompsoned 

When you suck dick to coerce a buddy to get you a loan from the bank.

I can't believe you Gabriel Thompsoned homeboy into helping you open up your Flower store!

Gabriel Thompsoned by GhostROA7041 April 29, 2020

Brian Thompsoned 

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.

A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.

Brian Thompsoned by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024

amen thompsoned 

when you dunk on someone so many times they grow filled with rage and kill themselves

I'm blowing by him with my hezi and dunking every possession. he for sure got amen thompsoned

amen thompsoned by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

heavy thompson 

A heavy Thompson is a blackjack or dice bet where the player increases his stake significantly in order to win money back from previous losing bets

Tony was losing but then placed one Heavy Thompson bet on the hard eight and got it all back

Dave lost a heavy Thompson bet at the end so went home skint

heavy thompson by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Jack Thompson 

The guy who believes that games cause violence and starts many court cases against them. He is actually just introducing a scapegoat that kids can blame when they kill someone

Jack Thompson is really freakin moronic

Jack Thompson by Syco_Simon June 26, 2005

Jack Thompson 

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.

Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.

Jack Thompson by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010