thomas shit
A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.
thomas shit by Gamersnale April 24, 2014
Thomas The Shit Engine
The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
Thomas The Shit Engine by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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Thomas Shitt
A fictitious football player featured with the likes of Kelly Goosecock and Danny Provolone in an NFL Films-themed parody in one of the early Camp Kill Yourself(CKY) videos that would become the blueprint for Jackass featuring such mainstays as Bam Margera, Chris Raab, Brandon DiCamilo and Rake Yohn.
Commentator: And it was Thomas Shitt who hauled in a 35-yard touchdown pass and dazzled spectators with a game-winning 75-yard field goal!
Thomas Shitt by joshua reauz November 8, 2007
Shitty Thomas
1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
Shitty Thomas by PimpUigi October 31, 2011
shitty thomas
referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.
A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.
shitty thomas by terence3 November 9, 2011
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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