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The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon April 20, 2006
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1: When an aircraft or other vehicle capable of flight touches the surface of a planet after a period of flight. also: Landed

2: When a football player puts a football onto the ground inside the scoring area while still holding the ball, scoring some points after having avoided being tackled or having the ball stolen from him from a member of the other team.
1a: Nice Touchdown there Captain!
1b: "Houston, Tranquillity Base here, The Eagle has Landed"

2: Jaggar passes to Murphy, dodges past Robson and he's in the clear! Great touchdown there! another three points to the Eagles for 33 to 29.
by Trent S Hopkinson April 30, 2006
A term used in online computer gaming to signify one or more kills with a grenade. Mainly applied to first-person shooter games such as Counter-Strike.
Whoa! He just pwned 4 people with that nade! TOUCHDOWN!!
by big train July 23, 2008
the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.
John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.
by TonyTheAnt October 02, 2006
When you lay down a brick so long it touches the toilet/water at the same time it touches your ass, and makes kindof a connection, like a touchdown.
Damn, that brick was so freaking huge I touchdowned it!
by BoleBjorn April 25, 2006
when a nigga ain't all-the-way retarded, just got a touch of Down's
Chris Brown looks like a touchdown in his video "Run it."I'm convinced the child is mildly retarded.
by jaysun October 17, 2005
a cocktail made of wodka, apricot brandy, orange, citron and passion fruit juice and grenadine. please skip the grenadine or you'll ruin one of the few cocktails that aren't sweet as a cat's ass.
dude, give me another touch down
by unsuspicious October 19, 2008

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