thiff 

Too High To Fuction (THF)

when you are so baked that you cannot function properly. you cannot perform simple tasks because you are high like goddamn planes.

hahahaah i'm thiff right now

thiff by fina11y December 21, 2010

goat thief 

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

goat thief by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017

hero fiennes tiffin 

HERO FINEASS TIFFIN is a sexy ass boi who is gonna take over the world (if you’re seeing this in the future yes he has taken over the world) He is one british sweetheart and he plays fortnite, speaks like wagwan innit g. HAS THE WORLDS MOST SEXY ACCENT OOF. Most iconic line would be RRRRRRRR and he deserves the world 🚀🚀🚀

My friend: Yo! I need a Hero!!

Me: YES! A HERO FIENNES TIFFIN

hero fiennes tiffin by myhero_ft March 17, 2019

Inheritance thief 

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

Inheritance thief by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Meme Thief 

A title used to describe a person who partakes in the act of stealing memes.

"My friend Ollie is a real meme thief."

Meme Thief by Sketchy user July 14, 2016

Lighter Thief 

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

Lighter Thief by Addysseus November 18, 2013

shekel thief 

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

shekel thief by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014