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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM 

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.

Fuck-the-Preps 

Verb/Noun
Hollister Whores, Abercrombie bitches, Aeropostale obsessers, Amercian Eagle cravers: Fuck them.
My friends.
Fuck-the-preps in this world.

Fuck-the-Preps by Prep Hater 911 December 29, 2007

serak the preparer 

Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people
"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"

"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"

"Yeah that the one"
serak the preparer by HellFish August 10, 2006

the preper 

The guy or gal in a group who has just about anything a person might need for any particular outing.
Does anyone realize joe is the preper of the group. hes got just about anything we need for the party in his little fanny pack
the preper by Theamazinggeek April 8, 2015

The Official Preppy Handbook 

A book written by Lisa Birnbach in 1980 as a tongue-in-cheek guide to preppies. Currently out of print, it details the preppy lifestyle "from toddler to Alumni Fund Raiser". It contains "the look, the pose, the proper accessories. What to wear at What Age. Lilly, Lacoste, and L.L. Bean." Anyone who believes that preppies are those who wear American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and the like should consult this book to understand what a prep really is. And this book isn't dated considering preppies are classic and do not change their lifestyle as times go on. A highly reliable guide to preps.
"The Official Preppy Handbook" is the guide to becoming a true prep.
The Official Preppy Handbook by J. Su September 10, 2008

The Woodlands Preparatory School 

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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