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The Class Toilet Paper 

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

The Class Presentation 

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning
The Class Presentation by g_dongz August 25, 2020

The Class Clowns

A very talented and known music group out of Seattle, Washington. Although not entirely famous yet they have proven they have talent by performing at the Jimi Hendrix Memorial Concert. As a rap group they consist of rappers Icee and Lil Stunt who have been close since the 2nd grade. The Class Clowns show in their songs that Hip Hop/Rap is not even close to dead. Their huge success is just yet to come being only at the age of 16.
Jimmy:Have you heard The Class Clowns new mixtape?
Armani:Yeah they go hard forreal

The Class effect 

The class effect is when a person doesn’t know something but everyone else does,and makes you feel like an idiot.
Teacher:”everyone knows what humus is,right?”
Classmates:”yes!”
You:” oh yeah….”(no you don’t)
The class effect

The Class Clown of Lafayette College 

A student at Lafayette College in Easton, PA who makes others' laugh not just in social settings, but also in classroom/academic settings. There has recently been an increase in such students that a title was created for them: The Class Clown of Lafayette College.
If you would like to laugh while in college, go to Lafayette. It is known for numerous students who fit the description of being the Class Clown of Lafayette College!

The Class D

The class D is commonly used in the fire service. Where your girl is in the lazy starfish position and you’re about to splooge, you grab the nearest lighter and light your gals tumbleweeds on fire and you 1. Pull your hand off your meat stick 2. Aim your stick at the fire 3. Squeeze out your splooge 4. Sweep the area to extinguish. Remember your P.A.S.S acronym !
Susan: “wow I went to a fire extinguisher presentation and got pregnant and a shave!

Wendy: “it’s weird when I go to the firehall everyone has their scrotums out holding a lighter…”

Jane: “my husbands a firefighter and loves to do The Class D to me!”
The Class D by Cucumbro October 28, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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