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The Stevenson Act 

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
The Stevenson Act by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018

THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE 

you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
i need me THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE, money is no object, i must have it.

The Stevens Maneuver 

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
The Stevens Maneuver by balltorture September 5, 2022

even the stevens 

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

The Stiverson Maneuver 

When a man sticks his dick in a girls anus, then tasers her. Supposedly this will cause a tighter sensation. However, it sucks once you realize you're getting shocked too.
See above-"The Stiverson Maneuver"

the stevening 

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.
the stevening by Flapper007 June 21, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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