adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
by ragingbender September 22, 2010
1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...
2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
by @24k October 26, 2010
Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.
Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.
Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.
Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
by Xdugef May 23, 2005
To bend one's penis at a 90 Degree angle either by accident or on purpose for the ability to fuck around corners.
by Billy Hornet December 7, 2008
Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.
by Dablister August 2, 2022
The act of bending a girl over who is wearing a short skirt, and swooping up the back of the skirt for quick sexual access.
That Jennifer was looking so hot at work today, I took her in the janitors closet and gave her the bend and swoop.
by 68andIOU1 April 3, 2011