swooping

the act of swimming while pooping.

In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

by SwoopDoggyDog July 07, 2013

swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male

Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana

by banana removalers October 23, 2010

swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.

Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.

by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006

swooping

dress to impress

I came to school swooping my red and black shoes, jeans, and red and black sweatshirt.

by nmjcchristmas November 05, 2010

swooping

A term used by prison inmates to identify someone else as homosexual.

Related words: swoop, swoopfest, swooped, swooptacular

Is he swooping?
Yeah, he swoops.

There are too many guys in here.
I agree, its definitely a swoopfest.

by Abagail Thompson November 13, 2005

SWOOP SWOOP

Can be used to refrence ANYTHING, can be a noun or verb.

Tim- Do you wanna go SWOOP SWOOP (smoke weed) on a back road?
Johnny- Yeah SWOOP SWOOP a shell.
Tim- Do i need to SWOOP SWOOP u from the crib?
Johnny- SWOOP SWOOP

by Ryan Ratliffe March 22, 2008

Swooping

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012