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omar the tentmaker 

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)
her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker
omar the tentmaker by John R. December 9, 2003

textamarketer

Similar to a telemarketer, a textamarketer spams you with unwanted information in an attempt to sell you things you never wanted via text message.
While I was at dinner, some textamarketer blew up my phone trying to convince me I could get $30,000 working from home-- how ridiculous!

Textmaster General 

A person who is clearly observed to be the queen (or king) of texting and while also being in full denial of said texting habits.
Sarah, the Textmaster General, completely missed her bustop because she was involved with her phone and she would become angry about the reasons why later on if you bugged her about it.

textmaster 

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.
She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster
textmaster by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

textamarketing

Same as telemarketing, only they use texts.
So much textamarketing, they will not stop texting me ads !
textamarketing by anonymous September 11, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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