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texterbating 

verb -

texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.
texterbating by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Texterbating 

To text yourself
I was trying to fit in by texting but my classmates caught on that I was texterbating...now I really don't have any friends...
Texterbating by PharmD13 July 10, 2010

Texterbating 

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.
texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
Texterbating by ild94 April 5, 2009

texterbating 

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!
hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!
texterbating by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

texterbation 

I like texterbation with you baby
texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004
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