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*ignoring* 

Word used when you want to cruelly know someone who is being ignored by you
-Hello...

-*ignoring*

-Hello bro...

-*ignoring*
*ignoring* by mikeotero March 18, 2018

ignoring me 

people that will also never talk to me again lmfao
ignoring me= your last time talking to me lmaoo
ignoring me by dralcc July 10, 2021

ignoring someone 

Ignoring someone is to beware that someone is talking to you and to not response back or to have a reply to not acknowledge someone
You ignoring someone when you do not reply back
ignoring someone by Korki_Angel October 21, 2015

Ignoring Everyone 

what i’m doing right now

Ignoring Hym 

Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.
Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."
Ignoring Hym by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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