Texas Tuxedo 

A Texas Tuxedo is when you wear a Tuxedo jacket, a Tuxedo shirt, a bow tie, jeans, and cowboy boots.

I wore a Texas Tuxedo to JSB and it was sick

Texas Tuxedo by KelW January 23, 2014

Texas Tuxedo 

An extraordinary amount of denim worn by someone who actually feels comfortable doing it. The shoulder to ankle attire of denim is usually accompanied by hiking boots or sales rack Nikes from JCPenney's.

Dave: No one told me it was okay to wear that much denim in one day.
Me: Aww man did Tila wear her Texas Tuxedo for dressdown day again?
Dave: I guess it's just a jean jeans kind of day.

Texas Tuxedo by White C April 28, 2013

texas tuxedo 

Denim jacket, denim jeans, often accompanied by a bolo tie and denim shirt. May include cowboy boots and/or cowboy hat.
see also: canadian tuxedo

Slim is dressed up for his birthday. Check out his Texas Tuxedo.

texas tuxedo by pommedeterre November 3, 2005

Texas Tuxedo 

a full denim ensemble; usually never matching in shades. could be a mixture of different combinations such as the ever popular denim jacket and denim capris for the ladies. Men will usually offend most with the denim button up and five pocket carpenter jeans with the loop for their hammer.

Dark denim jacket? Stone wash jeans? OH...it's just a texas tuxedo.

Texas Tuxedo by FoxyLCG June 15, 2010

Texas Tuxedo 

A new sex move where the boy dresses up in cowboy boots, a denim shirt, and assless chaps, a ten gallon hat, and some six shooters for role playing in the bedroom. To complete the Texas Tuxedo, one must say, "Let's ride, partner" and shout yeehaw at least five times during the act of intercourse.

"Hey, do you want to do some Texas Tuxedo later tonight?" - Boyfriend

Texas Tuxedo by its_me_steve January 16, 2014

The Texas Tuxedo 

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

The Texas Tuxedo by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011