Mexican Temperpedic 

The act of purchasing an extremely cheap air mattress from Wal-Mart and filling it with water from your garden hose.

Jose was having really bad back pain from lifting his heavy wheelbarrow, so as a gift I gave him a mexican temperpedic - because I couldn't afford a real temperpedic.

Mexican Temperpedic by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

temper-pedic 

to be very frustrated while trying to sleep due to the lack of having a tempur-pedic mattress.

detective: what happened here?

witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.

temper-pedic by fsanjak August 23, 2010

Tempropedic-Hurricane 

Adjective, Verb
A T.H. (Tempropedic-Hurricane) is the act of giving oral, male or female, with the power and ferocity or a hurricane along with the extravagance and comfort of a tempurpedic mattress.

Baby im going to give you the best blow job in you life! Its going to feel like a Tempropedic-Hurricane.

Im going to give you a T.H.

Tempropedic-Hurricane by -Party Jesus "Hunter" April 15, 2009

tempurpedic ass 

A Girls ass which is usually big but soft and fluffy like you just wanna mushroom stamp it and you feel like the stamp will stay there. aka a perfect ass

Dick aka Richard: so what did she look naked? was she hot.

Jason: FUCK YEAH! she had the best ass i've ever seen. That shit was a tempurpedic ass.

Dick: then what happened?

Jason: She gave me blue balls she's a beezee for that one

Dick: Well?

Jason: What?

Dick: DID YOU BEAT OFF!?!?!?!

Dick and Jason: ahahahahahahahahaha

Jason: your such a flag twirler

Flag Twirler aka queer, homo, fag

tempurpedic ass by Mike Sweenie November 14, 2010

tempurpedic vagina

The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.

JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.

tempurpedic vagina by Kielbasa Ninja March 6, 2011