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when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther. he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther
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| 2. | Garden Hose | ||
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noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.
synonymous with hose bag The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.
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1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose. 2. useful garden tool for watering your plants. 1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"
Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose." 2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips." |
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| 4. | garden hose | ||
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The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation. She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
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gives the best damn head
damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B
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