telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Teleboards 

1. An underfunded, poorly-managed forum composed of dysfunctional 'regulars' who hail from North America, Australia, Ireland, the U.K., and one kid from Scandinavia. Escape is for the most part nearly impossible.

2. Cul-de-sac of dementia, anti-social behavior, and neurosis in general.

Examples of Dialogue:

"I hate this shithole. I'm leaving you fuckers."
"You'll be back."
" :rolleyes: "
"Kill yourself, you insert racial epithet or sexist remark."
"You're fired!"
"Fat Rob just posted another final fantasy thread."
"The council are threatening me with an anti-social behaviour order."
"I hate Bush."
"I love Bush."
"I hate everybody."

Et cetera.

Teleboards by 8-B February 3, 2005

teleboards 

A message board where people go to bitch at each other about random, useless topics.

I went to teleboards because I was bored, and ended up reading every one of Derek's stupid "I'm here and I'm queer" threads.

teleboards by Oh YOU know. September 10, 2004

Telebronesis 

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

Telebronesis by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010

teleboning 

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

teleboning by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

Teboned 

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

Teboned by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Telebone 

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

Telebone by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007