teleboning 

An alternate term for the practice known as "phone sex." This involves two people exchanging naughty remarks back and forth in order to sexually arouse one another.

Billy: "Hey baby I miss you a ton"
Susie: "It's been so long since I've seen you, I miss the fun times we have together."
Billy: "How about I telebone you later to put you at ease?"
Susie: "Sounds great baby I love teleboning you, can't wait!"

teleboning by jhepp23 April 27, 2014

telebong 

The act of smoking a bong on Skype or a similar service.

Hey dude, lets connect online later and we can Telebong!

telebong by lolcat216 September 22, 2018

Teboning

The act of Tebowing while boning.

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.

Teboning by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012

telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.

I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.

telebingeing by KCPavlik December 19, 2013

telebating 

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

telebating by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

Teebowing

Alot like Planking, but you do it with a football in your left hand, as to imitate Broncos quarterback, Tim Teebow, after a sack.

Guy 1: Planking was so 2011.
Guy 2: Whats going to be 2012?
Guy 1: Teebowing!

Teebowing by Ogmikebone November 3, 2011

telephoning 

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

telephoning by winston38 August 24, 2007