Teboned 

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

Teboned by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

Tebowned 

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.

7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned

Tebowned by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010

tebowned 

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.

Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"

tebowned by Matt January 8, 2007

Teboner 

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Tebowed 

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

Tebowed by T-Bake May 6, 2009

tebowed out 

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.

"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."

tebowed out by spartan4333 December 28, 2011

Tebowed 

Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.

Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!

Tebowed by BigTimeTimmyBow November 18, 2011