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A trafition in GOLF for the BALL SUCKER in GOLF to drop their pants in front of everyone.
DAN why do you want me to DROP MY PANTS in front of everyone WELL A.AL ALAN or whoever I need to address as you need to TAKE AIN and TEE PEE.
TEE PEE by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 25, 2021

tee pee titties 

breasts which are cone shaped, resembling Tee Pee's.
damn that asian girl has some nice tee pee titties
tee pee titties by ben the devil January 31, 2008

tee-pee creepin 

term meaning anything from cheating on someone to just going from tent to tent and partying.

Tee-Pee meaning Native american tent usually seen at Pow-wows
Cindy: you going Tee-pee creepin tonight.

Sandy: Oh you know it girl, im gonna get wasted tonight.
tee-pee creepin by hog333 November 17, 2006

Tee-Pee Tucker 

An individual who has been accused of masterbating while sitting on the toilet...as well as tucking his penis while looking in the mirror, just to see if he could.
You perverted bastard! You really are a Tee-Pee Tucker!!
Tee-Pee Tucker by Three B January 27, 2009

tee pee shoulders 

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.
That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.
tee pee shoulders by KittyK22 March 29, 2016

Wet Tee-Pee 

The hilarious act of throwing wet toilet paper in a public bathroom. The targets are usualy at the ceiling tiles so that it gets wet and grows mold, but can be thrown at walls, stall doors, mirrors, people, ect.

No matter what the target is, its funny as hell, due to the fact that it is sticky and that "Splot" sound it makes when it hits walls.

It is not illegal, but if your caught doing it ESPECIALY at school, you will get in trouble or kicked out of the establishment(Stores only)

Doing this results in lots of laughs, and damage, but becomes highly addicting to the point that you do it every chance you get.

Its easy to get caught, but only if you lack aim, experiance, and skill.
Tanner: This math class is boring as hell!
Luke: Yeah. I should have brought my gun to take myself out of my misery in this damn class!
Andrew: Dont worry, when the next bell rings we can go wet tee-pee the bathroom
Tanner: Great idea!
Luke: Brilliant!!
Old hag ass teacher from china: And the weight of my fat ass+The number of chins i have equals OVER NINE THOUSENDDDDD!!!1
Wet Tee-Pee by Milkchat January 1, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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