Malibu tee-time

Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.

I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links

Malibu tee-time by Clzinit January 24, 2009

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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.

I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

Pulling a Tee Time by Calm in sense January 30, 2024

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Tee Shirt Time

This is applied to the show Jersey Shore, where it means the following: when Vinny, Situation, Pauly, and Ronnie go out to a club, they prepare what shirt they want to wear ahead of time. In order to not ruin the shirt while they wait for the girls to finish getting ready, they wear wife beaters or man tank tops. When everyone is ready to go, it's TEE SHIRT TIME, and they put on the shirts that they picked out for the club.

Is everybody ready to go clubbing? That means it's tee shirt time!

Tee Shirt Time by JerseyBabee March 1, 2011

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Tee Shirt Time

1. Tee Shirt Time - T-Shirt Time is the few minutes before you are going to leave for the club, when you remove your sitting around the house shirt and put on your ...pristine and unwrinkled clubbing T-Shirt.

2. Tee Shirt Time (Northern California) - To either peel someone's cap, split they wig, or any other variation of a 187, which leads to the victim's family/friends having tribute Tee Shirts made with the person's face, along with date of birth-date of death displayed on the front/back.

'Aye loc. Word got back on where them marks that murked Speedy n Faze stay at. You down for a 187?'

-'You 'ready kno. It Tee Shirt Time nigha!'

Tee Shirt Time by MacJ408 January 15, 2011

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Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

Teetime by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

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