To punch someone, preferably with extreme force.
Imma tee off on yo grill nigga!
by Drew the Digger May 01, 2003
Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).
Dude, the second I saw the "RAWR means I love you in dionosaur" banner ad I knew I had to tee off.

I wanted to go to urbandictionary.com but didn't have time to tee off.

There are some sites I just can't visit while surfing at the library lest the desire to tee off arise.
by Gendznshmalts July 25, 2009
To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.
Ahhhh. yess, man does it feel good to Tee Off to porn
by wdfwfwfff October 21, 2007
Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!
Tee off! ive had enough of you an ur hat!
by Ferrett August 22, 2005
to wake up with morning wood
do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning
by Niza November 04, 2007

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