2 definitions by Clzinit

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Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
by Clzinit January 24, 2009

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The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.
Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!
by Clzinit January 24, 2009

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