technosizing 

Using a technical word in a situation that has nothing to do with computers.

"Did you decide to upgrade your lunch or did you delete the fries?"
"No more technosizing!"

"Why do you have two different calendars?"
"I'm A/B testing."
"You mean you're technosizing again."

technosizing by Adritha August 19, 2013

TECHNOVIKING 

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

TECHNOVIKING by Eloij October 5, 2007

technoviking 

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

technoviking by DrNordo January 25, 2008

technoviking 

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

technoviking by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking 

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

Technoviking by Numaga March 4, 2009