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The C*nt With The Bell

Reknowned around the UK, Portsmouth fan John Portsmouth FC Westwood, an antiquarian book seller. This heavily tattoed man heads to games wearing a long blue wig, and a bell. Which he proceeds to ring the entire game, and piss off everyone anywhere.
"Argh, I wish that cunt with the bell would die."
by Juni April 09, 2005

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