tardulate 

a synonym of retard

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.

tardulate by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008

Turbulated 

Highly intoxicated with liquor.

I got turbulated this weekend.

Turbulated by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009

tardulator 

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007

Tardulator 

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

Tardulator by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007

talkulate 

To discuss a subject of a speculative nature.

Gerry and Keith began to talkulate regarding Tom's sexual orientation.

talkulate by Vistas Gibac February 25, 2009

googel tarnslate 

When you type something really fast into the search bar and completely fail at what you were trying to say.

Oh no, I was in a hurry to type a question and I pulled a googel tarnslate.

googel tarnslate by Gforce101 June 5, 2017

Turbulate 

Peeing ones pants due to turbulation on an airplane

Dude, did you just turbulate?

Turbulate by Dana Deveraux March 31, 2013