Tagectomy 

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.

I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!

Tagectomy by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

Tagectomy 

The act of curing tagitis - fixing someone's exposed tag from an article of clothing.

I gave Becky a tagectomy - her tag was sticking out of her jeans!

Tagectomy by Marcelo Mackinlay March 9, 2006

vagectomy 

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.

Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.

vagectomy by diablogate December 17, 2008

career tragectory 

a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.

career tragectory by katewoo April 28, 2011

Twatectomy 

To eat the pussy so good it gets raw.

Barry gave me a twatectomy last night.

Twatectomy by Magic Mona January 23, 2013