table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

by Ace Wade March 1, 2010

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013