Boy: Hey whats your favorite pokemon?
Man: I don't play pokemon.
Boy: Oh. Mine's the Blastoise.
Man: Go to your room.
A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table
. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip
the table and jizz
onto the pile of table and injured girl
Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis
" and run out the door, preferably breaking
you ankle as you go..
Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper
Girl: You asshole.
When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH
" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts
and then gangbang
her until you all jizz
From then on, you refer to her as "haggis
Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.
A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army
at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.
Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis
Girl: I hate you.
Sarah Palin in 30 years will most likely have the largest Camel Foot known to mankind.
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