t-in up 

when your with a group of people and one person starts to stand up straight like they see something

you see some one you think you know but no one else sees them so one of the other people sees you rise up and says y you t-in up son

t-in up by The best person ever (so what i dont care) November 4, 2007

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

I don't wake up in the morning for by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024

don't let the dogs pound up in here 

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

don't let the dogs pound up in here by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery 

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

undoubtedly the coolest phrase ever created

period

no exceptions

Jason: Guess what.
Matt: What?
Jason: Pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t

pen 15 all up in ya Sh!t by thesheisse December 7, 2004

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor 

Someone who's listening and commenting on other's people conversation without knowing the context.

"Lori stay all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor"

all up in the Kool-Aid don't even know the flavor by ADezzyBoi April 8, 2022