5 definitions by FrenchOnion
by FrenchOnion September 27, 2018
A person (usually from the South) that exhibits country/hick tendencies. These people tend to deny the existence of coronavirus, drive lifted trucks, and have no perception of life outside the regional South of the United States.
They often occupy themselves with college football and pretend to be informed about social justice and politics, when in reality, they have no clue how the electoral college even functions.
This definition was derived from a prominent character in the Netflix TV series, "Ozark" named Jacob Snell. His wife, Darlene, can also be classified as a "Snell".
They often occupy themselves with college football and pretend to be informed about social justice and politics, when in reality, they have no clue how the electoral college even functions.
This definition was derived from a prominent character in the Netflix TV series, "Ozark" named Jacob Snell. His wife, Darlene, can also be classified as a "Snell".
I encountered a Snell at the store today. He had a confederate flag on his hat and demanded that I remove my mask because "coronavirus is a hoax".
by FrenchOnion January 26, 2021
An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.
Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.
Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.
Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.
Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
by FrenchOnion May 17, 2021
A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.
Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?
Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.
Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.
by FrenchOnion May 19, 2020
A catchall term used to indicate approval. The word can also be used to signify that something or someone is cool, prestigious, or impressive.
Example 1:
*A stately man with gelled hair, a crisp suit, and perfectly shined leather shoes walks by in the airport*
Guy 1: Yo, that guy is biznis!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's sharp.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Anybody down to go J. Cole's concert?
Guy 2: Sounds biznis! Let's do it.
*A stately man with gelled hair, a crisp suit, and perfectly shined leather shoes walks by in the airport*
Guy 1: Yo, that guy is biznis!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's sharp.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Anybody down to go J. Cole's concert?
Guy 2: Sounds biznis! Let's do it.
by FrenchOnion May 17, 2021