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swamp dong 

You are a victim of Swamp Dong when a girl that you are fornicating with squirts (female ejaculation) while you are inside her, saturating your balls.
I spent a long time cleaning up after last night when my girl gave me swamp dong several times.
swamp dong by djaudiolol August 17, 2009

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampdonk 

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.
"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"
swampdonk by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey 

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
Swampdonkey by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Swampdonkey 

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys
Swampdonkey by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey 

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
Swampdonkey by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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