Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.
Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.
by plresults October 27, 2011
As the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. This normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. A dirty surrender is performed when a second person enters the washroom - switching on the lights at the very moment that you are waving a skiddy paper flag over the cubicle wall, in a vain attempt at activating the motion sensor.
Imagine my embarrassment when Bob walked in to be faced with my dirty surrender from over the cubicle wall.
by Padace November 17, 2008
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
by dborlando August 26, 2018
women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser
by J4ZZM1N33 J3LLY T0T January 3, 2011
random guy on internet: "surrender transgender"
by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened
by ByRd June 5, 2004
Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?
by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004