90 definitions by Rodney Basil

A Jillion

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.

I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

wolfpac

Group with all the real WCW wrestlers in it...Sting, Nask, Konnan, Savage.

Didn't the whole Wolfpac defect to the WWF?

by Rodney Basil October 4, 2003

dinger

Baseball terminology for "home run".

Jeromy Burnitz and Geoff Jenkins each launched three dingers in the same game.

by Rodney Basil April 6, 2004

identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.

Citi can help with identity theft.

by Rodney Basil November 6, 2003

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

suv

Government codename for the failed attempt to create a cool suburban car.

SUVs were originally designed for off-road driving or tugging heavy equipment, such as boats, but now they are basically minivans in disguise.

by Rodney Basil April 5, 2004

Texaco

One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.

R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.

B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.

by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004