5 definitions by dborlando
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
by dborlando August 26, 2018
by dborlando December 29, 2022
1) To be directionally challenged.
2) Unable to easily follow directions.
3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.
2) Unable to easily follow directions.
3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.
1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.
2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.
2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.
by dborlando February 13, 2023
Shawn’s sexological background includes having considerably more sex with guys, than girls.
Part of Dan’s sexological background included when he was a certain theme park character as a tiger, and had furry relations with a funny canine character with missing teeth, big floppy ears, and wore overalls. Even though these two characters were from different storybooks, they had compatible sexological backgrounds.
Sarah’s sexological background includes Jewish men, sub-contractors, mechanics and I.T. consultants.
Part of Dan’s sexological background included when he was a certain theme park character as a tiger, and had furry relations with a funny canine character with missing teeth, big floppy ears, and wore overalls. Even though these two characters were from different storybooks, they had compatible sexological backgrounds.
Sarah’s sexological background includes Jewish men, sub-contractors, mechanics and I.T. consultants.
by dborlando July 17, 2023
The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.
A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.
Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.
Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.
A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.
Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.
Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.
by dborlando May 17, 2023