suck my knob 

a beautiful retort to something that someone says to anger you.

furthermore, it can be used in surprise.

"you look like a prick"
"well suck my knob!"

or

"suck my knob she never did that!"

suck my knob by yumbumbum February 6, 2010

suck my knob and call me Charlie 

An exclamation to be used when in great surprise or shock.

Man, suck my knob and call me Charlie!!!!

suck my knob and call me Charlie by Charlie Knobsworth October 8, 2006