sturchase 

1. a stoned purchase.
2. a purchase made while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, that $8000 Persian rug I bought in China was such a sturchase!

sturchase by Rach Rocka July 21, 2012

emotional stormchaser 

Someone who only dates men that have enough emotional baggage to capsize a medium-sized, ocean-going vessel

That guy still isn't over his ex-wife and she's so into him -- that's an emotional stormchaser if I ever saw one.

emotional stormchaser by supermjr October 10, 2012

splurchase 

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

splurchase by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.

Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!

Spurchase by makrin April 4, 2010

Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner 

When a meal consisting of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing is prepared beforehand in an apartment. The female is then placed on the kitchen counter in the doggy style position and stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey while hot gravy is poured on her.

I'm gonna take this slut back to my apartment and give her the Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner.

Sunchase Thanksgiving Dinner by Sunchase 69 May 10, 2008

starchasing 

The act of heading northward or to more remote areas in order to better view stars during stargazing

We went starchasing last night and found this perfect little place to see so many stars!

starchasing by hashtagwoes April 7, 2016

Starchasm 

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

Starchasm by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017