strokin it 

doing nothing productive or doing nothing important

Yeah I was just strokin it in art class because we never do anything productive we just sit in the back and do absolutely nothing.

strokin it by grizzwald51 October 25, 2011

strokin it 

being inthe zone

Man, luke is strokin it!

strokin it by luke March 12, 2003

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

stroking it by Jesse March 17, 2007

storkin it 

The act of ejaculating inside a box and sending it to your significant other.

Jack: Me and Sadie are trying to get pregnant.

Shaun: She lives on the opposite side of the country, how?

Jack: I'm storkin it

storkin it by CornDogg07 April 19, 2024

Stroking it blind 

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

Stroking it blind by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024

Stroking it blind 

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

Stroking it blind by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

stroking it w/ both hands 

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

stroking it w/ both hands by kool4id November 6, 2024